Chit Chatting With Your Character!

Well, why they hey not, huh?! Akre does it all the tame

D-

WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT USING MY REAL NAME! *Throws anvil at Kid*

I thought I was your conscious?!

No you're my insanity.

Oh, I guess that explains why my name's Sea.

What does your name have to do with any of this? o.O

Not sure. Now if you excuse me I have to go kill Kid now

Wait, wha-

... Kid? Well he's gone. I'm probably gonna need to talk to Void about bringing him back.

Wait, if I'm Trinyah, what should we call you?

HMMMMMM

I dunno. Call me potato

Hey! Their breaking the fourth wall like we do pretty much all the time! Hey suit actor wake up ACTION!

meeeeehhhhhh........

Hey..... Don't give me tha-

SHUSH VOICE ACTOR, I WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF OF YOUR FACE

uhhhh

ahem excuse me ahem

Phantom: Dark red color

Frostbite: Ice blue color

Viper: Red color

Gemini: Blue color


I'M A CRAZY PERSON!!!!!!!!

NO! THERE'S SOMETHING CRAZY WITH YOUR F-

If you finish that, I'll pound you into dust

YEAH! POUND HER INTO DUST! THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVE-

You, too, kiddo. I won't hesitate to pound you, too.

Guys, I think I'm going insane. Do you think I'm going insane?

Uh, duh? Why WOULDN'T you go insane? Btw, I like french toast.

Why would anybody like french toast?

Why wouldn't anybody not like french toast, huh? It's like ... absolutely amazing? FRENCH TOAST FTW!

"thats a lot of colours..."

"like us!"

Guys I don't think we're suppose to talk again

"we do what we want"

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT SMALL STUFF

"You call us small stuff voicy? Pfft at least we show up"

WHY YOU

I have tons of character, but I'm going to use my two favourites: Atlantis and Volcanis

Me: Guys, I'm allowing you to meet each other. No struggles, understood?

Atlantis: I hate fighting.

Volcanis: Are you scared to fight me?

Atlantis: I have never said that.

Volcanis: You know I can smash you like a bug.

Atlantis: *was distracted* Have you said something?

Volcanis: GRRRR, ARE YOU IGNORING ME? *offended*

Atlantis: No, I'm not ignoring you. Calm down

Volcanis: I'M NOT CALMING DOWN! *roars*

Atlantis: Would you like a chamomille? It helps a lot.

Volcanis: *Starts to swear*

Me: guys, be quiet!

Atlantis: I'm friendly and pacific....

Volcanis: ...and I'm going to rip off your fins.

Atlantis: You're very kind.

Volcanis: Another word and I'll incinerate you.

Atlantis: Are you that violent with others?

Volcanis: Yes, especially against SeaWings *ready to attack*

Atlantis: *ready to defend*

Me: Guys, you don't leave me other solution! *uses two sedatives to put them to sleep*

And this is end

YO! From this point forward, ANYONE can participate Al-kun! Get YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!! *Le death glares the door*

Al: Er.... right, D-san! *Runs out holding a plateful of muffins*

YAY! MUFFINS BY AL-KUN! *Tackles Al and takes all the muffins, before rolling into the corner and eating all the muffins* My precious.....

DtK: You are getting more insane by the minute, D-san.

Mrff *Too busy eating delicious muffins* Ah! Al, when did you become a cook? Anyway, Al, go MAKE ME MORE MUFFINS! *Throws a penguin at Al*

Al: *Sigh* Right away, D-san.... I wonder when Ed is going to get here?

WHEN THE WORLD ENDS! *Throws another penguin marshmallow pillow at Al*

Me: Alright... this will end up turning a little crazy

Ark: What you mean? .... Who did you invite

Bliz: Who's this little fellow?

Ark: *Snarled* Who you calling little!

Bliz: ..... Sorry... didn't mean to offend

Me: Guys... can you at least act politely

Zya: This a bad time?

Me: No its fine...

Ark: ... *sigh* What did you invite us here for anyway?

Bliz: Yes? why?

Me: ..... Yes to the point... Ark you need to stop nearly dying, Also Bliz congrats on the kids.

Zya: What about me?

Me: Yes and you need to spend more time with Chibi

// yes this is random //

Me:Okay Guys I'm gonna let you chat! Don't let your differnces kill each other!

Chibi; Shut up I'm looking for Zyalor.

Frostflare: Any why are you looking for Zyalor, is it because you wanna be mates with him.

Chibi: SHUT UP YOU OVERSIZED ICE LIZARD! I AM JUST LOOKING FOR HIM BECAUSE..... ummmm. because.... ummm.. we.. need to... tooooooo. to do the landry!

Soul: Dragons don't do laundry smart one.

Frostflare:What did you call me little bug? Is that how you speak to your mother, oh wait. You don't have one. Sorry, not! I can easily step on you whenever I want.

Dovewing: Please don't fight......

Chibi: You stupid aliens!

Shadow Lugia: Chib, your the Alien on this planet. Just saying.

Frostflare: Yeah chibi, your an alien!

Chibi: WHY YOU!

Me:Ok, enough chat for now!

Me-I figured I'd try this, please don't kill each other.

Scourge-Why not? I need to kill someone.

Me-Please don't, I'll have to do so much paperwork.

Jade-What's this about paperwork?

Scourge-She has to sign a contract so I can kill you.

Me-Not a contract Scourge! I sign some other thing! Whatever, just talk.

Scourge-No way in heck, kid.

Jade-Sure. What's your favorite color Scourge?

Scourge-Blood red. Can I eat her?

Me-Not now Scourge.

Jade-What about your favorite food?

Scourge-What about now?

Me-No.

Jade-well? Also, why do you want to eat me?

Scourge-I'm a cannibal! Now?

Me-NO!

Scourge-Hmph.

Jade-You wouldn't be able to eat me, tiny, not even with micro's permission.

Me-Jade... watch your tongue.

Scourge-Eat mist earthen fool! (Shoots mist down Jade's throat.)

Jade-(Gags) Argh!(Prepares to charge)

Me-(Chains them) Never again...

Me: Well then....... I have gathered you all here for an import-

Phantom: What do you want, pipsqueak? *annoyed face*

Me: Excuse me? I'm trying to talk here-

Gemini: Hey! Listen to the human, lizardface!

Phantom: *gasps* Why, you little creep! I'll kill you!

Gemini: As if you can!

Viper: *sweatdrops* Aye yae yae..... Calm down you two.

Frostbite: *magically appears* RAWR! VIPER! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE! *tackles Viper*

Viper: WTF FROSTBITE? *bites Frostbite* TAKE THAT SNOWGLOBE!

Frostbite: PEPPER FACE! *punches Viper in the face*

*both scuffle in the dirt, while other dragons watch on.*

Helios: This is so bothersome..... *narrows eyes then looks away* I'm leaving.

Me: Helios! No! STAY! *grabs magical rope from nowhere and ties Helios in place* You are NOT leaving unless I say you can!

Xylnthian: Eh... why not, human? I need to get back to my flirting! The ladies need me!

Me: *chains up Xylnthian, too* You're staying and that's final.



TO BE CONTINUED....................

What is wrong with ya'll??
Asaya. Chill.
You don't tell a firewing to chill. especially not Asaya.
Wat's that s'pposed teh mean, shiney?
It means you're a hothead.
Take it back!
It's true, why should she?
Now yer siding with her too, Moonsey?
Well, I-
Enough of this! CopperHead is sick of your quarrels!
And Wat're you gonna do about it, Tiny?
Uh, girls?
Do not pick a fight with CopperHead, featherbrain, you shall not live to forget it.
YOU WANNA GO, PIPSQUEAK?!
Girls?
Would the two of you SHUT UP?!
Oooh, Healer's angry. Wat're you gonna do, feed my herbs?
Is this really necessary?
I'm with Moon on this.
I DON'T GIVE A DA-
ASAYA!
What?!
Shut. Up.
Or what?
Or me. You know, your creator?
*pales*

((This topic is beautiful.))

YOU GUYS ARE INSANE!
"why? We do it all the time"
Look at this thread! They're stealing our thing dude!
"is that suppose to matter to me? I only care about storms"
"LET ME RIP THEIR ORGANS OUT AND USE THEM AS STATUES!"
Too far ripper arcke! God
"guys I'm hyper, you hyper? I like speed, do you like speed?"
GUYS CALM DOWN!
"yo guys can I make my appearance now?"
SURE WHY NOT?? ILL JUST GO MORE INSANE!
"figuratively or literally?"
"when did you care?"
"since 5 seconds ago"
"I got a feeling we're not being paid for this"
"as long as I get to see/make storms"
"no offence Hiphop form but I think I am vastly SURPERIOR? You too Zero form"
"you picking a fight or something?"
"yeah!"
GUYS STOP!
"No!"
"where's fang form?"
"dunno, the director probably forgot his color"
MY HEAD!!!

The Heck are you?
Asaya....
Just asking...
His name's Arke. Can't speak for anyone else though.
CopperHead does not know anyone. She has not been used.
I know, CopperHead, I'm sorry. I've been trying to get some rules changed so you can be small. I'll use you when I get this changed. *coughcoughASTRALcough*
Any progress?
None. Some people want to keep this site restricted.
Why?
Dunno. Ask them.
CopperHead does not care about rules.
Ah like you.
...I don't know what to say to that.
Same.
We need to get that changed, I'll work on that.

"Oh c'mon they're doing it more than us!"
"It should be us right?"
"Yeah!"
"can you guys like be quiet? Im brewing up a storm here"
"Oh! ahem Fang Form!"
"Who dares call me?!?!"
"Ripper you personality is being challenged~!"
"NO ONE CAN DARE MATCH MY PERSONALITY FANG! IF YOU WANT THIS POSITION YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT!"
"THAN LET'S FIGHT SHORTBRAIN!"
"SMALL TOOTH!"
Wha- SO MUCH BLOOD RUN RUN!!! *runs out the door*
"that's Ketchup you moron"
Dai-Dai-Dai-Dai-Dai-Dai ~ DaiShogun! My Entrance is here! from the heavens![/spoiler]
"O your SO special :/"
"Yeah I'm cutting the camera now"
"wait I didn't make my appearance ye-!"
*smashing head against wall*

Me-Cuda, keep an eye on those two.
Barracuda-I'd rather my eyes stayed IN my sockets.
Me-You know what I mean! Just stop them from killing each other.
Barracuda-Very well bonehead. Alright! If you two start fighting, I have permission to drown you!
Me-Wh-
Jade-You wouldn't DARE drown me. I'm to valuable!
Cuda-Right. Sure. There are lots of smarter, more powerful guardians in your rock-headed tribe, slug-face.
Scourge- So you think You're so much better then?
Cuda-Yes I do. Problem, Tiny?
Me-Woah, guys, stop.
Cuda-Why should I, micro?
Me-Because... err...
Cuda-EXACTLY!
Me-Because I created you.
Cuda-And?
Jade-He has a point.
Cuda-If only you could see the pointlessness of her statement!
Scourge-*attacks Jade*
Cuda-*Attempts to drown them both.*
Me-I think I should end it here.

Rayla- LET'S GET RIDICULOUS! *Crazy music blasts in the background*

Me- NOOOOO! *Runs around in circles*

Opal- *Hides*

Me- Dear popsicles, you are scary, Rayla!

Why, thank you! *Bows dramatically*

Me- *Groans* Wow, this topic got more attention then I thought it would. Say hi guys!

No dragon is worthy of my hi's

*Is still hiding* Th-here's t-to many b-b-big dragons .3.

Me- *Facepalms* Alright, people! Concentrate!

No human tells me what to do. I tell HUMANS what to do

Me- You guys are hopeless -3-

Cuda-Ugh
Rubytail-Look! The vase of reality! I'm juggling it!
Cuda-Get lost-NO! Don't you dare break reali-uh oh.
Rubytail-*Drops reality* oops.
Cuda-I'm leaving
Rubytail-*Becomes cheese* darn
Elkas-eep.
Bob-Oh YAY! A PLACE! Wow place! Look at it!
The Warrior of Things-Bob, you live in a place. And stop calling me place. I have no name, for I am the Warrior of THINGS! *Throws a surfboard at bob*
Elkas-Help...
The Warrior of Things-Here, I give you the potted plant of uselessness use it well.
Logic-This is absurd. Why am I a vase?
Bob-Hi place look! Lemme try juggling you!
Logic-No don't!
Bob-*drops logic* oops.
Bob-*Becomes a pie*
Bob the Evil-Hahaha! This Spud Bomb shall open a portal in which my Cucumber army will march through!
Logic-Then why is it a spud bomb? And isn't your army in the smoke alarm?
Bob-The world is a place!
Bob the Evil-It turns the area within two miles of it's radius to become a potato. And it's an alternate dimension IN the smoke alarm.
Elkas-Yah! *waves potted plant around* FREEZE! I demand that you stop!
Literal Meaning-Body temperature dropping...
Scourge-*Facepalms*
Jadespine-Gah, the insanity!
Me-That's it.*Fixes the vases of reality and logic* THE END!
This post-Okiedoke*Ends*

You're all dorks.

Ah'm here. *giggle*

Eeee! So many draaagons!

I.. I um... Where's Blizzard?

Luuuuuunaaa. Is she here?

You are all imbeciles. I hate you.

Light blue = Sol

Slightly darker blue = Aquamarine

Violet = Star Brilliance

Whatever colour is after the purple because I forgot it = Melody

Lighter purple = Sora

Italic light blue = Artemis

IM BAAAAAACK!
oh god, please we're on break!
*yawn* What happened?
DIRECTORS HELP ME HERE!!!
we have directors?
I think we have a boss too
Lemmie Hiphop! Yeah! *Begins breakdancing*
Yeah yeah get out short stuff
what? Im awesome!
Erm... Hush hush slow do-
WHEN DID I TELL YOU GUYS TO ACTIVATE YOUR MICS!?!?
Says me
YOUR ONLY THE SUIT ACTORS! IM THE REAL VOICE!
your point is?
I agree with storm up there, you have no ability to command us, our bosses does
I will get you guys back...
back my butt
HYPER YEAH!!!
stop.....

So who watched Godzilla 2014?
Oh my god I love that movi- *cuts off power to building*

Barracuda-Blue
Elkas-Purple
Eveningsong-Orange
Jadespine-Green

Guys, please don't fight, if you do I'll-
You'll what? Go on chat as Jade?
I'll kill you or something.
More like Yourself! Bring it, flat-face!
Humans are very strong.
Of course the EARTHWING says that. They're so weak, a couple of apes with toothpicks were able to destroy their tribe easily.
You're mean, stop fighting...
None of you seem to enjoy the finer parts of life, such as knowledge.
We do! We just don't act like paragons of virtue because of it!
Do you want to be hacked into tiny pieces?
I would like her to be killed, yes.
I must agree.
That's it. *Gags them and brings them back to their own territories.*

*Le Sigh*

*Cuts up children corpses*

That's sick...

But I'm you... and your me..

Oh... So I'm talking to myself?

.......Pretty much...

.... Am I really that crazy?

I don't know, I'm you, so I'm asking the same question.

.... God.... That's.... Cryptic...