Dj Arcke's Song Dojo!

Hello and welcome to my DJ DOJOJOJO! (Echo echo echo) let's get straight on! Btw I don't own any of these sings

First featuring leather pants!

Spoiler:

Lyrics:
Ooo~~~~oooh
Let's take his leather pants
Ooo~~~~oooh
Let's take his leather pants

Ha ha, ha ha ha
Mwa ha, ha ha ha
La la, la la la
We want his leather pants
Gah gah, rah rah rah
Nah nah, flah flah flah
La la, cha cha cha
Take off his leather pants

I'm getting ready,
My legs have been waxed
'Cause when we get them
I am wearing your slacks
Right on my tush
Tush, tush, tush
Right on my tush (tush, tush, tush)
Right on my tush
Hey!

We want your trousers
Your breeches, your chaps
No you can't get these pants
By shopping at GAP
Their service sucks
Sucks, sucks, sucks
It really sucks (sucks, sucks, sucks)
It really sucks     (no offence )

Bakura:
You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the pants
Your leather pants

Marik:
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me
We'll take your leather pants

Oooo~~~oooh!

Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me
We'll take your leather pants

Oooo~~~oooh
Let's take his leather pants
Oooo~~~oooh
Give us the effing pants

Blah blah, blah blah blah
Dah dah, pah pah pah
Yah yah, Mamma Mia
We want those leather pants

We don't want vinyl
Or chinos or briefs
I am a criminal
And he is a thief
Plus we're both hot
Hot, hot, hot
We are quite sexy

[Bakura: Marik, that doesn't rhyme.]
[Marik: Shut **, I am Lady Gaga! ]

Marik:
I have watched Psycho
And I like Vertigo
The Birds was okay
Ooo! I love Rear Window
By Alfred Hitchcock
Cock, cock, cock
We love Hitchcock (cock, cock, cock)
We love Hitchcock
[Hitchcock: Good evening] (not that kind get ur mind out of the gutter, jk)

Bakura:
You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the pants
Your leather pants

Marik:
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me
We'll take your leather pants

Ooo~~~oooh!

Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me
We'll take your leather pants

Ooo~~~oooh
We want those leather pants
Ooo~~~oooh
Let's steal his leather pants

Tah tah, mah mah mah
Bah bah, wah wah wah
Zah zah, vah vah vah
Take off his leather pants
Gah Gah, rah rah rah
Nah nah, flah flah flah
La la, cha cha cha
I like these silly noises

Marik & Bakura:
Wear, wear, leather baby
Work it, move your tush, it's sexy
Wear, wear, leather baby
Work it, move your tush, it's sexy
Wear, wear, leather baby
Work it, move your tush, it's sexy
Wear, wear, leather baby
Work it

Marik:
I'm an evil b****, baby!

We want your pants
And we want our revenge
We want your pants
And we're really just friends

Je voudrais sonds
Pantalons cuir
Sons pantalons
Why am I speaking French?
Why am I speaking French?
I don't wanna be French!
We want your leather pants!

Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me
We'll take your leather pants

Oooo~~~oooh!

Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me
We'll take your leather pants

Oooo~~~oooh!

We want his leather pants!
Let's get his leather pants!
Let's take his leather pants!

Ooo~~~oooh!
Take off his friggin' pants!
Remove his effing pants!
Let's take his leather pants!

Ha ha, ha ha ha
Mwa ha, ha ha ha
Gah ha, ha ha ha
We've got his leather pants!


Next up! Pharohs throne!

Spoiler:

LittleKuriboh - Pharaoh's Throne Lyrics

Pharaoh, Pharaoh
Your foolishness forces me to sing
I shall have both your throne
And your Millennium Ring

Listen limey
I don't think you understand a thing
Everybody knows that it is
Good to be the king

(I'm handsome)
Good to be the king
(I'm handsome)
Good to be the king
(I'm handsome)
Everybody knows that it is
Good to be the king

Just because you have
A sexy scar upon your face
You think you've got the right
To command the Egyptian Race

To stand against the Pharaoh
Is a fight you're bound to lose
To beat you I don't need my pants
Or even leather shoes

Stop moaning
Stop groaning (not that kind!!!)
I stopped caring hours ago
Only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell you got screen time on this show

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
I'm taking you to schoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
(I'm taking you to school)

It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You know it's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel
(You know it's time to duel)

So what do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

Flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

What do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

By the way
You slaughtering my home
Even if it was your father
Made my rage grow faster
Made me a right b*******
You might be the Pharaoh
But now I'm the Dungeon Master
Bringing a disaster
Pardon all my laughter
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

Not for nothing
But your nonsense is kind of a bore
I was more intimidated
By those guys from season four


Sometimes I wonder who you think
That you are fooling
I summon my Egyptian Gods
Cause we'll be duelling

(Slifer!)

We'll be duelling

(Ra!)

We'll be duelling

(Obelisk!)

So summon all your monster cards
Cause we'll be duelling

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I stopped caring hours ago
Only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell you got screen time on this show

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
We stopped caring hours ago
Who in the hell picks a fight with the Pharaoh?

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell you got screen time on this show

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
I'm taking you to schoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool
(I'm taking you to school)

It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You know it's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel
(You know it's time to duel)

So what do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

Flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

What do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

My Pharaoh's Throne
M-M-My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne

My Pharaoh's Throne
M-M-My Pharaoh's Throne

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Pharaoh's Throne!

Next one! An epic journey by yogscast!

Spoiler:

Deep underground,
A young dwarf dreaming of a world he never knew,
He looked above, to trees and mountain high,
And saw a Moon so blue, oh-oh.
They told him dwarves could never fly so high,
They laughed and said;
"He'd fail if he tried"
He left his home, and his life behind,
His dream burning like a rocket inside.

So strap yourself into the rocket now, rocket now,
Watch as the countdown seconds tick by,
Hope and pray that you'll make it now, make it now,
You'll never know if you don't try.

So strap yourself into the rocket now, rocket now,
You got your friends right by your side, oh-oh-oh,
Final checks then you close your eyes,
Your dream burning, like a rocket inside.

Like a rocket inside, oh-oh,
You dream burning inside.

You dream burning like a rocket, oh-oh.
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh.

Deep underground,
A young dwarf dreaming of a world he never knew,
He looked above, to trees and mountain high,
And saw a Moon so blue, oh-oh.
They told him dwarves could never fly so high,
They laughed and said;
"He'd fail if he tried"
He left his home, and his life behind,
His dream burning like a rocket inside.

So strap yourself into the rocket now, rocket now,
Watch as the countdown seconds tick by,
Hope and pray that you'll make it now, make it now,
You'll never know if you don't try.

So strap yourself into the rocket now, rocket now (so strap yourself into the rocket),
You got your friends right by your side, oh-oh-oh, (you got your friends by your side),
Final checks, then you close your eyes,
You dream burning, like a rocket inside.

That is friggin hilarious! You shall post more! Someday! (please)

Yes I shall post more but I need to get to work on editing out the cusses in the lyrics

Ok, thats cool. I shall listen to these songs again though.

Now I need to continue questing for new songs!

Go on, I will pm you songs that i think will give people a good laugh.

That would be good

OH YES

Could you possibly do a song about Team Natsu destoying Magnolia?

Wait what? O.o these songs are pretty old, and the writer for this sing moved so..... We'll try?

Edit: the person who left is littlekuribo, he made YuGiOh abridged, I quit myself because I'm like super young still so... Sorry

Akreious wrote:Wait what? O.o these songs are pretty old, and the writer for this sing moved so..... We'll try?

Edit: the person who left is littlekuribo, he made YuGiOh abridged, I quit myself because I'm like super young still so... Sorry

YuGiOh abridged is so hilarious... but also inappropriate

Kazumi wrote:

Akreious wrote:Wait what? O.o these songs are pretty old, and the writer for this sing moved so..... We'll try?

Edit: the person who left is littlekuribo, he made YuGiOh abridged, I quit myself because I'm like super young still so... Sorry

YuGiOh abridged is so hilarious... but also inappropriate

Also the reason why I didn't link the series XD for the kitties meow