Fortune Teller! It's easy and fun!

So, this magical pikechu below is a fortune teller. It will tell you your future by you listing random words, phrases, and events. Lets show an example!
Ex. Murder, pigs, sleepover party, The cake is a Lie.
Fortune: You will murder a bunch of baby pigs because while you are at a sleepoever party, you will be told that The cake is a lie. This makes you go crazy and murder the baby piggies. You evil little thing.
Lets start!
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^Magical pikachu

Isn't that the pikachu I... Nvm Godzilla,Goku,Slap,Cats,Apples, Tree house, Fire

Your future is.....
You will steal godzilla and have him as a pet, as you found out that he mated with Goku and had a child that looked like a cookie eating apples. It makes the coolest treehouse on earth, but before his friends come over a cat sets it on fire so he slaps it. TO DEATH.

Man, what a weird future you got there.

The heck? XD hmmm
BANANAS, God, Phantom, Shoes, Castle, Fluff, water ;3

Your Future is......
Phantom will drink a glass of water, as she realizes that its actually a ball of fluff. She throws it up on an ant, which somehow makes a castle. When the ant strangly grows to 100 feet tall, it will buy a pair of shoes to help it climb up the castle. When it reaches the top, Phantom makes it a god.

What is up with you and weird futures?

I wanna play this!! Ok ready? Here's my list:
Lemonade
Laptop
Book
Kazumi
Oceana
Gemini
iPad

Lol, it's pretty hard. Tell me if you can't do it and I'll change my list! XD

PFFT! This one is easy!
Your Future is....
Gemini, Oceana, and Kazumi are all at war, because they found an iPad on the forest floor and they all want it. For a weapon, Gemini uses a book, Oceana uses a Laptop, and Kazumi uses lemonade.

LOOK AT THE WAR YOU STARTED!!

OKAY OKAY OKAY

Hamster
Soda
Cellphone
Lamp
Fairy
Fan
Potato
Television
And rope

Your Future is....
A hamster will build a robot army of lamps to battle his arch nemisis's ,aka the Fairy, army of fans. The Soda warriors will try to convince the two to not start a war, but they get kiddnapped and assainated by the Television, who used rope as his weapon of choice. Eventually, the Potato and the Cellphone think that this war is silly, and to prevent it they kill everything on the planet and start over.

You are your war fairs.

Sparta, Rome, minecraft, Skype, castle, dresses, pork chops, disappointment, headphone, brain ;3

Your Future is....
Sparta will make a Minecraft server called "Rome", and will tell all of their friends about it by useing Skype. Their friends are dissapointed in them, and to show them their dissapointment, they wear dresses, made out of the brains that came from their enemies. When Sparta sees their silly costume, they think that they want pork chops, and gives that to them as their friends start to throw headphaones at them.

I don't know what to say about your future my dear friend.

darn it how did you get that one? ummm

iPad,CPU, Internet, Speakers, Solar System, Songs, Apples, Candy, Mc.Donalds, Paintings, Awkwardness, Hiphop Arcke, Breakdance, Awesome, Hand Sanitizer, Kool-Aid, Bananas,Hardcore, Pencil, Chalk-board, Shardas

try ;3

Rainbows
The world on a silver platter
A stuffed tiger
Pikachu
Pokemon X/Y
Frostflare's theme song
A dumpling on a stick (aka Shardas's weapon)
Akreious
Death the Kid
Evil mushrooms

Toss in all these smileys too:

Anyday Akre.
Your future is.....
Hip Hop Akre will do an Awesome Breakdance to show Shardas how to acesss the internet on an Ipad so he can buy speakers. He wanted to do that so that the Mc. Donalds on the moon of Glarpagus, a planet in another solar system could get his order of Chalk-Board flavored candy, and a Banana shaped apple. Once they got the order they asked if he would like some Kool-Aid, or something off of the kid menu so he could get a toy with an akward looking painting on it. Shardas said no, but he did ask them if they had a hand sanitizer, a pencil, or som,e songs, so he could finish his homework. They said no, but they did offer him a game that was called CPU. Shardas said awesome, and did a breakdance to some epic songs playing on his new speakers.

There you go. Nothin can stump me!!

Twilight, your future is.....
Rainbows will forever be glued on a cat only because it lives pn another world. The world that is on a silver platter, that had cute little baygels in the side . The rianbow cat then bought a stuffed tiger that had a face that looked alot like this . Pikachu then slapped Evil Mushrooms that attempted to make Death The Kid eat them. Death the Kid was unfased and decided to play Pokemon X/Y and the starter pokemon he picked was . Pikachu then danced to frostflare's Theme song while holding a dumpling on a stick(Shardas's weapon) while Death played pokemon. His face was all colorful and rainbow ness-ed . It was then Akreious came around and cursed pikachu to have a forever happy face .

YOU BETTER LIKE DIS!!

ummmm crud GONNA ADD JAPANESE INTO DIS!

Bananas,Wings, Apples, Bananas, Fruit, Gaim, Kamen rider (;3), Super Sentai, Godzilla, Lamps, Meteors, Creation, Arcke, Bureikudansu(forgot what this is, can you find it? xD), Hippuhoppu (hiphop) Double, Xtreme!!!, AniRevo, E3, Wallpaper, Anime, weird, Mimi, Mewtew, Godzilla!

let's see if you can do this o.o

Frostflare wrote:
Twilight, your future is.....
Rainbows will forever be glued on a cat only because it lives pn another world. The world that is on a silver platter, that had cute little baygels in the side . The rianbow cat then bought a stuffed tiger that had a face that looked alot like this .  Pikachu then slapped Evil Mushrooms that attempted to make Death The Kid eat them. Death the Kid was unfased and decided to play Pokemon X/Y and the starter pokemon he picked was . Pikachu then danced to frostflare's Theme song while holding a dumpling on a stick(Shardas's weapon) while Death played pokemon. His face was all colorful and rainbow ness-ed . It was then Akreious came around and cursed pikachu to have a forever happy face .

YOU BETTER LIKE DIS!!

IT'S AMAZING

Okay, I'm gonna add some random characters from anime and music.

Mikasa Ackerman
Natsu Dragneel
Fan
Speakers
Magazines
Gray Fullbuster
Car
Twilight
Nightstar
Gemini


I have to see this fortune

sorry had to ask

@Akre: Problem?

ANOTHER ONE:

Snowfall (the human)
Mikasa Ackerman
Lucy Heartfilia
Addiction

I know it's short, but try to make it creative.

EDIT: Added Lucy Heartfilia

Akre, your future is.....
Bananas will evolve to grow wings and create an anime about how they evolved. Apples and the normal bananas will make an army of fruit to kill Godzilla, Mimi, MewTwo, and Kamen Rider so that they can make a new Godzilla design to destroy all of the lamps in the world. Meteors will despise the creation of an Xtreame double headed monster that looked like Akre somewhat, and came to eath so that  Bureikudansu can do a hippuhoppu double dance off to kill the upgraded version of the SntiRevo and E3. When they found out that their plan failed, they hired Super Sentai with a weird ;3 face to extinguish all living things on the planet.

THERE.  Its done.

Snowfall, your Future is....
Mikasa Ackerman will have a child with Natsu Dragneel, and it will be named Car. Gray Fullbuster gets jellous of them, so he send Gemini off to kill Natsu with magazines as her weapon. Nightstar wanted Natsu to live, because she was his #1 fan, so she beat Gemini to death with speakers. While all of this was happening, Twilight laughed and cheered for the amazing show that she watched, and was not the slightest bit sad about anybody's death.

Enjoy! And No Akre, I can make these all day long.

Twilight, Your Furtue is....
Snowfall will fall in love with vitamin drugs, and will eat them all day long. Eventually her love for gummy vitamin drugs turned into an addiction as she ate them constantly everywhere she went. Mikasa Ackerman was bothered by this because now everything was sticky due to the crumbs from the gummy vitamins, so she uses a Death Note to kill snowfall, and clean up the world. Lucy Heartfilia becomes the president of the world and gives her a noble peice prize for ridding of the addiction to gummy vitamins.

So weirds!

DARN ummmm

I got nothin Ill get back to you once I got something xD that took longer xD

Haha! Pikachu will never get stumped! In fact, every time you can't think of something I grow stronger!!!(\__/)
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Frostflare wrote:
Twilight, Your Furtue is....
Snowfall will fall in love with vitamin drugs, and will eat them all day long. Eventually her love for gummy vitamin drugs turned into an addiction as she ate them constantly everywhere she went. Mikasa Ackerman was bothered by this because now everything was sticky due to the crumbs from the gummy vitamins, so she uses a Death Note to kill snowfall, and clean up the world. Lucy Heartfilia becomes the president of the world and gives her a noble peice prize for ridding of the addiction to gummy vitamins.

So weirds!

I have no idea how Pikachu makes such a fortune out of four things.

My turn!!!!!
Twilight
Kazumi
sword
paper
pencil
Super Junior: Mamacita (It's a music btw)
house

I was the one who shown you that pikachu Emote!!! well what ever..... hmm.... well I got an idea, might as well get you to post on Dance competition!

Dance, Competition, Awesome, Star Trek, Fleet, Hiphop Arcke, Return, Bored, Anime, Planet, Star Destroyer from Starwars, Sengouku Driver, XTREMEEEE!!!!!, Godzilla, Space Godzilla, Rodan, Gamera, Void, Master, Climax!!!!!!!, Auto Tune, Skyrim, Shiny Boots, The Completionist, Smosh, Slyfoxhound, DRF, MC, Frostflare, Post, Genesis Driver, Lockseed, Imagin, Pen, Candy, Atlantis, Twilight, Dinosaur, Dragons, Fortune, MONEY!, Gaia Memory, Nakajima B6N TENZAN (a plane), Superman, THE BATMAN, Forms, Annual, Mew, Cute

oh my god o.o