Another Word Game

First topic message reminder :

I thought it would be interesting to see where we can take one phrase, and see what we can turn it into. As such, I've created this topic. The rules are simple.

1) You may only add, remove, or change/replace ONE word per post. No double posting, and the phrase should still make some sense.
2) If you're changing/replacing a word, you should aim to replace the previous word with a word that sounds similar to, looks similar to, or rhymes with the previous word, such as changing "Cover" into "Clover."
3) No restarting from a new phrase or the previous original phrase unless I do it.
4) Please avoid excessive adverbs and adjectives. Try to keep five to a subject or verb.
5) If you can put the name of one of this site's users in your post, you may also add a single word to describe them. It can be any word as long as it's not blatantly untrue, like saying that Korramyr's blind. You can, however, say something like "Feisty Volcanis."
6) No real posting order, so fire away!

I will begin. Let's see what we can do. If I decide we can't go any further with this phrase, I'll throw in a new one for us to work with.

Holding ice for too long begins to numb your hands.

Ceilings can burn your chainmail.
Ummm, how does that work?

Ceilings can turn your chainmail.

Ceilings can turn your railing

I tried.... I'm a bit confused. I'm gonna go wth thinking along the lines of stairway railing? *shrugs*

Celings can learn your railing.

I don't even know..

Peelings can learn your railing.

Peeling can learn your failing.

Peeling can return your failing

Stealing can return your failing.

Stealing can ensure your failing.

Stealing can ensure your mailing. I think I'll quit whilst I'm ahead.

Stealing can't ensure your mailing.

Killing can't ensure your mailing.

Killing ants ensure your mailing

killing derps ensures your mailing more

(Shield, only change or replace one word)
killing derps ensures your failing more.

killing derps ensures you're failing more

killing derps ensures you're FALLING more

Filling derps ensures you're falling more

Filling derps will ensure you're falling horns.

Filling derps will ensure you're falling sandviches

Stoping derps will ensure you're falling sanviches.

Stomping derps will ensure you're falling sanviches.

Stomping derps will ensure more falling sanviches

Glomping derps will ensure more falling sanviches.

Glomping works will ensure more falling sanviches.