Another Word Game

First topic message reminder :

I thought it would be interesting to see where we can take one phrase, and see what we can turn it into. As such, I've created this topic. The rules are simple.

1) You may only add, remove, or change/replace ONE word per post. No double posting, and the phrase should still make some sense.
2) If you're changing/replacing a word, you should aim to replace the previous word with a word that sounds similar to, looks similar to, or rhymes with the previous word, such as changing "Cover" into "Clover."
3) No restarting from a new phrase or the previous original phrase unless I do it.
4) Please avoid excessive adverbs and adjectives. Try to keep five to a subject or verb.
5) If you can put the name of one of this site's users in your post, you may also add a single word to describe them. It can be any word as long as it's not blatantly untrue, like saying that Korramyr's blind. You can, however, say something like "Feisty Volcanis."
6) No real posting order, so fire away!

I will begin. Let's see what we can do. If I decide we can't go any further with this phrase, I'll throw in a new one for us to work with.

Holding ice for too long begins to numb your hands.

Glomping works will ensure more explosive sanviches.

Glomping works will ensure more expensive sanviches.

Glomping works will destroy more expensive sanviches.

Glimpsing works will destroy more expensive sanviches.

Glimpsing birds will destroy more expensive sanviches.

Glimpsing birds will derpify more expensive sandviches

Deadly birds will derpify more expensive sanviches.

Deadly nerds will derpify more expensive sanviches.

Crazy nerds will derpify more expensive sandwiches.

Crazy nerds will derpify crappy expensive sandwiches.

Crazy ducks will derpify crappy expensive sandwiches.

Majestic ducks will derpify crappy expensive sandwiches.

Majestic ducks will derpify crappy expensive cameras.

Majestic ocotopi will derpify crappy expensive cameras.

Majestic ocotopi should derpify crappy expensive cameras.

Majestic ocotopi should derpify crappy explosive cameras.

Majestic ocotopi should derpify happy explosive cameras.

Majestic Mexican octopi should derpify happy explosive cameras.

Majestic Mexican octopi should derpify happy explosive balloons.

Majestic Mexican octopi WILL derpify happy explosive ballons.

Stupid Mexican octopi WILL derpify happy explosive ballons.

AMAZING Mexican octopi WILL derpify happy explosive ballons.

AMAZING American octopi WILL derpify happy explosive ballons.

AMAZING CANADIAN octopi WILL derpify happy explosive ballons.

AMAZING AMBER octopi WILL derpify happy explosive ballons.