What do You do With a Drunken Sailor?

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I'm sure you've all heard the first verse of that good 'ol "What do You do With a Drunken Sailor" sond, but chances are you haven't heard any other verses. You read this beacuse you are probably curious, what does one do with a drunken sailor? Time to answer that question. What would you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?

I, for one, would have him purchase more ale 'cause he wasted it all.

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No. I would make him do things like break dance while juggling bananas or eat shoes.

Wait we sail boats? Ark is confused

Make them build a ship out of bananas, PERFECT STRATEGY ;3

I would make him eat a lifeboat.

Wait, what? We don't sail boats, but we eat them? .... Nice.....

Why? That would kill the poor man! I like my idea better

Nah, I'd rather eat him instead and take his boat! ^_^

Not all pirates has boats Avian

I would make him eat as many potatoes as humanly possible.

Then I'd eat him and take his provisions ^_^

or throw him overboard ^.^

Slit his throat and tell him better!

Put him in a barrel and throw him down a hill

Feed him to the rats for dinner.

I would chain him to a pole, and slowly cut off his body parts. (Assuming he's human) First the fingers, then the toes, then the hands, then the feet, then the elbows, then the knees, then the legs, then the arms, then the ears, then the eyelids, then lips, and finally the nose. (And if it's a girl might as well chop of those milk jugs while your at it!) And of course I'd give him some sort of medicine to lessen the bleeding, so he doesn't bleed to death while I'm playing with him. That would be boring and disappointing, now wouldn't it. Yes it would, so whatever we do we can let let happen, now can we? After I was done with that I'd rip out their unnecessary organs, like a second kidney for example, and force them to share the same space with the lungs, and at that point they would probably start to suffocate, but before our time together was up, I would find an acidic substance and pour it all over the person's open wounds. Man, I wish I could do something as fun as that. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do anything even close to that in a long time. Such a shame. *sigh* Well, I guess I'll just have to find a way to fix that then!
Either that or simply knock him out with the bottle they were drinking from and hope that they were sober by the time they woke up in the morning.

OOO! OOOO OOO! CAN i PLAY TOO!
Rub his skin with a cheese shredder.
A VERY sharp cheese shredder.

I'd feed him to Jaws.

What if YOU ARE JAWS?!!?

EAT HIM ALIVE!!!!! ALIIIIIIVVVVEE!!! Best idea ever.

I would make him put cheese on his head.

put a fish bowl on his head

Hire a new one because he is a slacker.

feed him to the sharks

Feed that sailor to the mosasaurs.

I love this song, and since no ones done this yet. I might as well.

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter